Are You Sad?

If you are sad think about this

1) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

2) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint on the wall in front of you, you have to touch it to make sure?

3) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

4) Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream? – Well I know the awsner to this but still think….

5) If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why couldn’t he just buy dinner?

6) If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

7) What do you call male ballerinas?

8)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?

9) Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?